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Friday, October 24, 2008
Introducing the siow and crazy Josh!!!
Well, I have become a weirdo lately. People around me keeps catching me laughing or smiling to myself. Yes, isn't that weird? BUT I seriously can't help it! There has been alot of things going for the past week, and to me all these stuffs are kinda funny and hilarious in a way. So, I am trying so hard not to expose my teeth as I am writting this entry! OMFG... I am so so so so so crazy... Imagine your colleague looking at you trying so hard to prevent from smiling and laughing. Well, to them I am just another crazy fella but to me and some people involved, we know why are we having this laughing and smiling moments. ^_^ Imagine, the same thing happen to me when I am back at my own room. YES! I will not control my laughter anymore! I just let it all come out! Even my cousin who is staying with me ask me if I am okay, why am I laughing facing the laptop and ask am I in love with my laptop. Well, yeah the truth is I am indeed in love with my laptop and the people I talk to. The past week or so had been very fun! I never got freaked out by a 9 year old kid until I know YOU. I never play the yelloebanana game until I know YOU. I never ever laugh and smile so hard while chatting until I know YOU. I never before have so much typo until I know YOU. To return to YOU what you did to me, I have reenact some photo of myself trying so hard not to laugh or smile during office hour. Hoping that in return, you will have a hard time containing your laugh or smile in front of anyone. ^_^  So yeah, stupid me... tsk tsk tsk
Posted at 02:13 am by Josh524
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008
ATTENTION: This is NOT a Nuffnang gathering
I bet that alot of frequent innit users are aware that there is a Nuffnang blogger gathering this coming week right?The truth is... YOU ALL GOT IT WRONG!!! The so-called gathering this coming week have nothing to do with Nuffnang. I repeat, NOTHING to do with Nuffnang. Nuffnang is NOT going to sponsor our food. Nuffnang is NOT going to sponsor our drinks. Nuffnang is NOT going to sponsor our travel tickets. Nuffnang is NOT going to sponsor our petrol. Nuffnang is NOT going to going to sponsor anything! The only thing that Nuffnang help is set up the Innit chatbox or else there won't even be any outing for this week. ^_^  I repeat, Nuffnang is not going to be involve in any way I guess most of you guys read about close invites or only invited bloggers only. You see... Those term are kinda, incorrect. It is NOT an event. It shouldn't even have any invites thingie in the first place... It is just a bunch of friend meeting up and we so happen to know each other through innit. Thus some of us might call it as "Innit bloggers meeting", which eventually cause alot of misunderstanding...  Not a Nuffnang Event!!! I know that there is alot bloggers are interested to join us. BUT, this is not an event like what Nuffnang organize. AND We are not trying to isolate our group from any other people. For those Nuffnang newcomers, I know how eager you are to meet another fellow bloggers. Believe me, I been through your situation before too. But, I am sorry to say that this is more like a friends outing rather than a blogger gathering. Whats the different? Blogger gathering can happen even when you have a bunch of bloggers who don't know each other. For friends outing, we actually know each other more than just knowing each other blog. Be it through MSN, webcam, or phone call. We bonded so well that we can be consider as more than blogging friends. We know each other secrets, inside jokes, and of course personal issues that is not suitable to be talk about in innit. Initially, this outing was for about 3 or 4 bloggers. After about a month and half discussion, end up there is going to be about 15 bloggers. Any more than that might causes the big group to break into smaller groups, AND we don't want that to happen. Breaking down into smaller group is nothing different than going out in a smaller group on a different date. So for those who are not involve, don't feel sad or anything. Its just that it takes time to be more than blogging friends with one another. Close friends does not happen overnight. Thats all I can say. To those who are going on this weekend, I seriosuly can't wait to meet you guys in person after chatting online for so long! ^_^
Posted at 08:37 pm by Josh524
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Female artist that I idolize throughout my life
I come from the time where ballads and boybands were conquering the charts. Right now the flow have been shift to the R&B side. In between the boyband and the R&B zone, some female solo artist have caught my attention. Yes, I am a guy after all and call me horny or whatever I am still going to cover up only the female solo artist. ^_^  Robyn Ever heard of Natalie Imbruglia? She first came out in 1998 with her hit single "Torn". AND no... she's not on my idol list. i actually prefer another Swedish singer who came out roughly the same time as she does. Her name is Robyn, a somehow underdog compare to Natalie. Since last time CD was a new thing, I bought her cassette. I repeatedly playing her hit single "Show Me Love" over and over again. Since its a cassette, I guess you all can imagine how hard it is for me to rewind and play again... I got fed up and bought another empty cassette to record the whole cassette with Show Me Love. ^_^  Billie Piper After Robyn, along came... Billie Piper. With her sweet girl next door image and a catchy debut single "Because We Want To", I fancied her ever since. Her follow up single, "Girlfriend" and "She Wants You" are my favourites too. Sad to say that only her first album was a huge success. Her follow up albums were not up to expectation and soon she faded out from the music scene, focusing her career on acting. She had gained acting fame by playing a major part in the Doctor Who series, which I have yet to watch a single second of it.  Mandy Moore Then along come the Britney and Christina era. Once again, I am not a fan of either. I prefer yet another underdog during that time, Mandy Moore. Another teen pop sensation, her debut hit "Candy" attracts me... At first, I thought she was kinda bitchy in her "Candy" video. But later on i eventually like all her songs. She didn't stick long to the music industry though. You can catch her in some movies, but most of them are only release in the US. Oh, and I cried watching her first movie, "A walk to remember"  Samantha Mumba And of course, there's Samantha Mumba. I won her first album through some "call in and answer question" contest organize by a local Malaysia radio station. Among all, i think I like "Always Come Back To Your Love" the most. Catchy tune and of course, vocals that stand out from the rest. Too bad her fame doesn't last very long though... Sad case... Now she's nowhere to be seen...  Jolin Tsai  Cyndi Wang When R&B songs took over the western music, I started to fancy Chinese singer more. I remember that during my college time, I fancied Jolin and Cyndi. With Jolin's Shuo Ai Ni and Cyndi's Ai Ni, my roommate at that time simply can't stand me. I keep on repeating the two songs above and watch their MV for... many times. And my roommate call me crazy fan of Jolin... AND our bunch of friends imitate Cyndi's Ai ni dance routine. Imagine, guys dance along with Ai Ni, damn gay right? XD  Jin Sha As of today, I idolized Jin Sha. You can see how infamous she is since even wikipedia does not contain any information about her. Well, she is also known as JJ Lin's duet partner in the music scene since they both work together on abour 4 or 5 duets up to date. She released 4 albums so far if I remember correctly. Some of the reccomended songs are Bu Ke Se Yi, Da Xiao Jie, and Wo Jie Yi. She seriously is so cute!!! ^_^ Bear in mind that this are the female solo artist that I idolized or currently idolizing for at least a year. Rihanna, Kat Deluna, Lady Soveirgn, INA does not come into this category since I only like some of their songs, not really idolize them. ^_^
Posted at 01:53 pm by Josh524
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Sunday, October 19, 2008
I love Nuffnang Chatbox seriously...
Nuffnang without the chatbox is like a human without soul. Through, Nuffnang Chatbox (NNCB, not KNNCCB ok...), I get to know and interact with all of the bloggers. Now I am happy to say that I am very close to some bloggers already. If we are not chatting in NNCB, we will be conferecing through MSN. Currently(yes, right now), we are conferencing involving alot of bloggers... Seriously, I am laughing so hard that my neighbours might call the cops for noise disturbance. XD  A part of the MSN Window... See lar, too many participant until my DP got cut off...We chat about almost everything ranging from general issues, pure crapping and of course, bitching about all the other bloggers. Haha...
How can I not LOVE Nuffnang? Without Nuffnang, I couldn't know this bunch of crazy fellas. ^_^ To everyone whois involve, I know you all enjoying bitching around. Hehe...
Posted at 01:00 am by Josh524
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Saturday, October 18, 2008
The Nude & The Naked: Happy Halloween
Halloween is around the corner... And what's better than to have a Halloween story... the nude and naked style. Buahahaha... The horror story goes something like this... One day, there was Mr. Pissed Off who then met the Camwhorer. Ever believe in love at first sight? Well, it do happened.  Pissed off Josh  Camwhorer Chris They hit it off immediately. Hold hands, walk around the garden, candle light dinner, go gym together, swimming together and other couple stuffs. So... What do you get when you put Mr. Pissed Off and the Camwhorer together? Simple... You get a very very very very scary Halloween combination... The new couples even chat in MSN... THE NAKED AND NUDE WAY!!! You got the perfect Naked and Nude combo!!! Ain't that scary!!!! Muahaha... Okay fine... We are just pretending gays... Not real gays. Girls out there can still ask us for contacts k? XD
Posted at 01:23 am by Josh524
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Friday, October 17, 2008
High School Musical Gala Premiere!
Maybe its kinda late for me to do this now. But its worth the try! In collaboration with Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures Singapore, Nuffnang is holding a movie screening of High School Musical 3 exclusively for Nuffnangers. (I plagiarized this sentence) So the first step, I need to post a pic of HSM3 in my blog.  Step 1, done. Step 2, I have to share my graduation experience. Well, I blogged about my graduation here already. To summarize it, it is such a pleasant experience. Knowing that I don't need to spend another single seconds facing the exams is such a wonderful feeling. But knowing that I need to step into the working world makes me nervous.  Don't bother looking for me, you can't find me The cap throwing ceremony is a must for any graduation. For those who have gone through it, I understand how sweet it can be. For those who have yet to go through it, believe me... It will be a superb experience.  If still not satisfy, you can throw again on your own. ^_^ Step 2, done. So, Nuffnang is giving away tickets for the movie. Hmmm, the third and final step surely must be...
Catch Walt Disney Pictures' High School Musical 3: Senior Year in cinemas from October 24!
Posted at 12:01 am by Josh524
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Thursday, October 16, 2008
The 5 Cs Criteria to go after a girl
Ladies and gentlemen, I am sure you heard about the 5 Cs criteria before right? Well, in case you just came out from the jungle yesterday, you are lucky! Cause Dr. Josh here will share with you WTF is the 5 Cs criteria. ^_^ Ermm, lets use myself as the experimental subject shall we? Let's take a look at the test subject, trying to get himself a materialistic GF. ^_^  This is Josh without anything... Now, how many "materialistic GF" (MGF) can you get when you have nothing like the above me? None! Haha... Cause you have totally nothing that your MGF can suck you off from. So first, you die die need the first C...  Career! Now Josh have 1 C. ^_^ You need career badly to begin with. If no career, then are you going to depend on your family member to support you forever? Well, you got the first C already. And your MGF want something branded and damn expensive. So what do you need?  Cash of course! Now Josh have 2 Cs Yes! With cash now you can go walk around with your MGF and shop till you drop. Wait, you don't expect to carry gazillion of cash together with you whenever you go shopping with MGF right? Thus, you need another C!  Credit cards! 3 Cs for Josh! So now you only need to do the 3S with your Credit Card. SHOW, SWIPE and SETTLE the bill when it comes. One thing to notice, walking during night time is kinda romantic right? BUT no... Your MGF is simply too lazy to walk around. So what else can you do to satisfy her?  Get a car! 4 Cs is in Josh hand now Now with a car, you can drive your MGF to anywhere yo want. You can even drive around the beach if you want to. Hmmm, then the MGF complained about the place you are staying... Too small, too humid, too dirty, too... everything is not good. So what should you do?  Yes! A condo! Now Josh is complete with the 5 Cs!!! Well, you think your MGF will stick to you with those 5 Cs completed? Of course! That is until she found someone who have a career better than you, more cash and credit cards than you, a car that is far better than yours, and a condo is way more comfortable than yours. Then you break up, and move on to find another MGF. XD Seriously, the 5 Cs criteria is really useful when you are going after a girl. But of course not the 5 Cs I mentioned above lar. Delete those 5 Cs from your head now. Okay? Now, these are the 5 Cs that will surely come into hand while wooing girls. ^_^  A more practical 5 Cs approach First of all, Chemistry. So what if she's a super model and you are a hot bachelor? No chemistry means die d... With a bit of luck, fate and correct timing, chemistry might strike without you even noticing it. Heard of the harder you trying to catch a butterfly, the harder it will get? Try to play cool sometimes and don't show any sign of desperation. Next up, Communication. Two ppl don't just end up together just like that. Find out what your crush like. Research abit on it if its not your field of expertise. The next time you are on a date, you will be able to have something common to talk about. It seriously won't hurt to do some research you know? Composure. Stay calm! Don't treat any date like its a matter of life and dead whenever you are on a date. Stuttering is normal. But don't stutter all the time. If you are not good at talking, try to be very interested into what she wants to tell you. Just make sure your mind don't wander around. Focus on what she is saying to you. Ask her open ended question so she won't reply with a single Yes or No only. Characteristic. Be yourself. Some guys are trying very hard to be perfect until he is completely not himself. Share with her some of your most embarassing moment, back-bitch about the people you don't like in your work, tell her how you got bully last time. Make her laugh! Thats the key to a succesful date. Finally, Compromise. Well, its always better to take a step back when its neccessary. Lets say, you plan to eat western and she plan to eat Japanese. Well, go to a Jap restaurant this time and tell her its going to be a western dinner for the next date. There you go, another date! Don't ever argue over a small matter, like over a misdelivering of a rojak.
Posted at 08:19 pm by Josh524
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