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Sunday, October 19, 2008
I love Nuffnang Chatbox seriously...
Nuffnang without the chatbox is like a human without soul. Through, Nuffnang Chatbox (NNCB, not KNNCCB ok...), I get to know and interact with all of the bloggers. Now I am happy to say that I am very close to some bloggers already. If we are not chatting in NNCB, we will be conferecing through MSN. Currently(yes, right now), we are conferencing involving alot of bloggers... Seriously, I am laughing so hard that my neighbours might call the cops for noise disturbance. XD  A part of the MSN Window... See lar, too many participant until my DP got cut off...We chat about almost everything ranging from general issues, pure crapping and of course, bitching about all the other bloggers. Haha...
How can I not LOVE Nuffnang? Without Nuffnang, I couldn't know this bunch of crazy fellas. ^_^ To everyone whois involve, I know you all enjoying bitching around. Hehe...
Posted at 01:00 am by Josh524
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Saturday, October 18, 2008
The Nude & The Naked: Happy Halloween
Halloween is around the corner... And what's better than to have a Halloween story... the nude and naked style. Buahahaha... The horror story goes something like this... One day, there was Mr. Pissed Off who then met the Camwhorer. Ever believe in love at first sight? Well, it do happened.  Pissed off Josh  Camwhorer Chris They hit it off immediately. Hold hands, walk around the garden, candle light dinner, go gym together, swimming together and other couple stuffs. So... What do you get when you put Mr. Pissed Off and the Camwhorer together? Simple... You get a very very very very scary Halloween combination... The new couples even chat in MSN... THE NAKED AND NUDE WAY!!! You got the perfect Naked and Nude combo!!! Ain't that scary!!!! Muahaha... Okay fine... We are just pretending gays... Not real gays. Girls out there can still ask us for contacts k? XD
Posted at 01:23 am by Josh524
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Friday, October 17, 2008
High School Musical Gala Premiere!
Maybe its kinda late for me to do this now. But its worth the try! In collaboration with Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures Singapore, Nuffnang is holding a movie screening of High School Musical 3 exclusively for Nuffnangers. (I plagiarized this sentence) So the first step, I need to post a pic of HSM3 in my blog.  Step 1, done. Step 2, I have to share my graduation experience. Well, I blogged about my graduation here already. To summarize it, it is such a pleasant experience. Knowing that I don't need to spend another single seconds facing the exams is such a wonderful feeling. But knowing that I need to step into the working world makes me nervous.  Don't bother looking for me, you can't find me The cap throwing ceremony is a must for any graduation. For those who have gone through it, I understand how sweet it can be. For those who have yet to go through it, believe me... It will be a superb experience.  If still not satisfy, you can throw again on your own. ^_^ Step 2, done. So, Nuffnang is giving away tickets for the movie. Hmmm, the third and final step surely must be...
Catch Walt Disney Pictures' High School Musical 3: Senior Year in cinemas from October 24!
Posted at 12:01 am by Josh524
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Thursday, October 16, 2008
The 5 Cs Criteria to go after a girl
Ladies and gentlemen, I am sure you heard about the 5 Cs criteria before right? Well, in case you just came out from the jungle yesterday, you are lucky! Cause Dr. Josh here will share with you WTF is the 5 Cs criteria. ^_^ Ermm, lets use myself as the experimental subject shall we? Let's take a look at the test subject, trying to get himself a materialistic GF. ^_^  This is Josh without anything... Now, how many "materialistic GF" (MGF) can you get when you have nothing like the above me? None! Haha... Cause you have totally nothing that your MGF can suck you off from. So first, you die die need the first C...  Career! Now Josh have 1 C. ^_^ You need career badly to begin with. If no career, then are you going to depend on your family member to support you forever? Well, you got the first C already. And your MGF want something branded and damn expensive. So what do you need?  Cash of course! Now Josh have 2 Cs Yes! With cash now you can go walk around with your MGF and shop till you drop. Wait, you don't expect to carry gazillion of cash together with you whenever you go shopping with MGF right? Thus, you need another C!  Credit cards! 3 Cs for Josh! So now you only need to do the 3S with your Credit Card. SHOW, SWIPE and SETTLE the bill when it comes. One thing to notice, walking during night time is kinda romantic right? BUT no... Your MGF is simply too lazy to walk around. So what else can you do to satisfy her?  Get a car! 4 Cs is in Josh hand now Now with a car, you can drive your MGF to anywhere yo want. You can even drive around the beach if you want to. Hmmm, then the MGF complained about the place you are staying... Too small, too humid, too dirty, too... everything is not good. So what should you do?  Yes! A condo! Now Josh is complete with the 5 Cs!!! Well, you think your MGF will stick to you with those 5 Cs completed? Of course! That is until she found someone who have a career better than you, more cash and credit cards than you, a car that is far better than yours, and a condo is way more comfortable than yours. Then you break up, and move on to find another MGF. XD Seriously, the 5 Cs criteria is really useful when you are going after a girl. But of course not the 5 Cs I mentioned above lar. Delete those 5 Cs from your head now. Okay? Now, these are the 5 Cs that will surely come into hand while wooing girls. ^_^  A more practical 5 Cs approach First of all, Chemistry. So what if she's a super model and you are a hot bachelor? No chemistry means die d... With a bit of luck, fate and correct timing, chemistry might strike without you even noticing it. Heard of the harder you trying to catch a butterfly, the harder it will get? Try to play cool sometimes and don't show any sign of desperation. Next up, Communication. Two ppl don't just end up together just like that. Find out what your crush like. Research abit on it if its not your field of expertise. The next time you are on a date, you will be able to have something common to talk about. It seriously won't hurt to do some research you know? Composure. Stay calm! Don't treat any date like its a matter of life and dead whenever you are on a date. Stuttering is normal. But don't stutter all the time. If you are not good at talking, try to be very interested into what she wants to tell you. Just make sure your mind don't wander around. Focus on what she is saying to you. Ask her open ended question so she won't reply with a single Yes or No only. Characteristic. Be yourself. Some guys are trying very hard to be perfect until he is completely not himself. Share with her some of your most embarassing moment, back-bitch about the people you don't like in your work, tell her how you got bully last time. Make her laugh! Thats the key to a succesful date. Finally, Compromise. Well, its always better to take a step back when its neccessary. Lets say, you plan to eat western and she plan to eat Japanese. Well, go to a Jap restaurant this time and tell her its going to be a western dinner for the next date. There you go, another date! Don't ever argue over a small matter, like over a misdelivering of a rojak.
Posted at 08:19 pm by Josh524
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008
So yeah, lately this song is stucked in my head... Thanks to Miss Han Pei Ling, whom I had dinner on Monday night at Kobayashi. ^_^ I been listening to this song everyday since... I first heard it? XD I recommend this song to everyone out there. And I couldn't find any pics of the artist. Tsk tsk tsk... Lately I've been thinking about what I can do I've been stressing to fall back in love with you I'm so sorry that I couldn't follow through But I can't go on this way. I've got to stop it babe You've been wonderful in all that you can be But it hurts when you say that you understand me So believe me. I, I am sorry, I, I am sorry, I, I I wanted you to be there when I fall I wanted you to see me through it all I wanted you to be the one I loved I wanted you, I wanted you I wanted you to hold me in my sleep I wanted you to show me what I need I wanted you to know just how down deep I wanted you, I wanted you I've been pushing hard to open up the door Trying to take us back to where we were before But I'm done. I just can't do this anymore 'Cause we can't be mended, so let's stop pretending now We've been walking around in circles for some time And I think we should head for the finish line So believe me. I, I am sorry, I, I am sorry, I, I I wanted you to be there when I fall I wanted you to see me through it all I wanted you to be the one I loved I wanted you, I wanted you I wanted you to hold me in my sleep I wanted you to show me what I need I wanted you to know just how down deep I wanted you, I wanted you I, I... I'm so sorry baby But I, I... I gotta pack up and leave But I, I'll always remember how we came close ... to being how I wanted to be I wanted you baby I wanted you I wanted you to be there when I fall I wanted you to see me through it all I wanted you to be the one I loved I wanted you, I wanted you I wanted you to hold me in my sleep I wanted you to show me what I need I wanted you to know just how down deep I wanted you, I wanted you
Damn nice song seriously... Very addictive...
Posted at 03:21 pm by Josh524
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Monday, October 13, 2008
*Rihanna's music on the background* Ohhh, and the award for the right colour goes to you. For making me believe that my blog colour is blue to me. Let's hear my speech out... Okay, so majority of the people say its blue compare to purple. So its blue after all. But still its not fully blue. Haha... Okay lar, I admit that heartless Cathyc is right and i am wrong. Happy to hear that Cathy? ^_^  I will go down with honour. XD
Posted at 02:22 pm by Josh524
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Friday, October 10, 2008
Blue, Purple, Indigo or some other colour?
So, I had this arguement with Cathyc. Nothing serious, just something enough that we mass spammed each other wall for 1 or 2 days. We were arguing about the colour of my blog. She say that its black and blue while I am saying that its black and purple.  This is what she suggested. So that is what she sugggested, and this is what I am going to do. I would like to ask everyone reading this now for opinion... Is my blog more to blue or purple? To make your life easier...  This is the list of potential colours Now, all this time I thought Indigo is what purple colour should look like. In your humble opinion, what colour does "My blog" closely resemble to? Is it more to blue or more to purple? You can say its indigo too. But if die die you can choose either blue or purple, which colour does it closely resemble too?
No worries, i won't bombard your wall if you disagree with me. I am okay with it. ^_^
Posted at 11:22 am by Josh524
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