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Thursday, October 16, 2008
The 5 Cs Criteria to go after a girl
Ladies and gentlemen, I am sure you heard about the 5 Cs criteria before right? Well, in case you just came out from the jungle yesterday, you are lucky! Cause Dr. Josh here will share with you WTF is the 5 Cs criteria. ^_^ Ermm, lets use myself as the experimental subject shall we? Let's take a look at the test subject, trying to get himself a materialistic GF. ^_^  This is Josh without anything... Now, how many "materialistic GF" (MGF) can you get when you have nothing like the above me? None! Haha... Cause you have totally nothing that your MGF can suck you off from. So first, you die die need the first C...  Career! Now Josh have 1 C. ^_^ You need career badly to begin with. If no career, then are you going to depend on your family member to support you forever? Well, you got the first C already. And your MGF want something branded and damn expensive. So what do you need?  Cash of course! Now Josh have 2 Cs Yes! With cash now you can go walk around with your MGF and shop till you drop. Wait, you don't expect to carry gazillion of cash together with you whenever you go shopping with MGF right? Thus, you need another C!  Credit cards! 3 Cs for Josh! So now you only need to do the 3S with your Credit Card. SHOW, SWIPE and SETTLE the bill when it comes. One thing to notice, walking during night time is kinda romantic right? BUT no... Your MGF is simply too lazy to walk around. So what else can you do to satisfy her?  Get a car! 4 Cs is in Josh hand now Now with a car, you can drive your MGF to anywhere yo want. You can even drive around the beach if you want to. Hmmm, then the MGF complained about the place you are staying... Too small, too humid, too dirty, too... everything is not good. So what should you do?  Yes! A condo! Now Josh is complete with the 5 Cs!!! Well, you think your MGF will stick to you with those 5 Cs completed? Of course! That is until she found someone who have a career better than you, more cash and credit cards than you, a car that is far better than yours, and a condo is way more comfortable than yours. Then you break up, and move on to find another MGF. XD Seriously, the 5 Cs criteria is really useful when you are going after a girl. But of course not the 5 Cs I mentioned above lar. Delete those 5 Cs from your head now. Okay? Now, these are the 5 Cs that will surely come into hand while wooing girls. ^_^  A more practical 5 Cs approach First of all, Chemistry. So what if she's a super model and you are a hot bachelor? No chemistry means die d... With a bit of luck, fate and correct timing, chemistry might strike without you even noticing it. Heard of the harder you trying to catch a butterfly, the harder it will get? Try to play cool sometimes and don't show any sign of desperation. Next up, Communication. Two ppl don't just end up together just like that. Find out what your crush like. Research abit on it if its not your field of expertise. The next time you are on a date, you will be able to have something common to talk about. It seriously won't hurt to do some research you know? Composure. Stay calm! Don't treat any date like its a matter of life and dead whenever you are on a date. Stuttering is normal. But don't stutter all the time. If you are not good at talking, try to be very interested into what she wants to tell you. Just make sure your mind don't wander around. Focus on what she is saying to you. Ask her open ended question so she won't reply with a single Yes or No only. Characteristic. Be yourself. Some guys are trying very hard to be perfect until he is completely not himself. Share with her some of your most embarassing moment, back-bitch about the people you don't like in your work, tell her how you got bully last time. Make her laugh! Thats the key to a succesful date. Finally, Compromise. Well, its always better to take a step back when its neccessary. Lets say, you plan to eat western and she plan to eat Japanese. Well, go to a Jap restaurant this time and tell her its going to be a western dinner for the next date. There you go, another date! Don't ever argue over a small matter, like over a misdelivering of a rojak.
Posted at 08:19 pm by Josh524
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008
So yeah, lately this song is stucked in my head... Thanks to Miss Han Pei Ling, whom I had dinner on Monday night at Kobayashi. ^_^ I been listening to this song everyday since... I first heard it? XD I recommend this song to everyone out there. And I couldn't find any pics of the artist. Tsk tsk tsk... Lately I've been thinking about what I can do I've been stressing to fall back in love with you I'm so sorry that I couldn't follow through But I can't go on this way. I've got to stop it babe You've been wonderful in all that you can be But it hurts when you say that you understand me So believe me. I, I am sorry, I, I am sorry, I, I I wanted you to be there when I fall I wanted you to see me through it all I wanted you to be the one I loved I wanted you, I wanted you I wanted you to hold me in my sleep I wanted you to show me what I need I wanted you to know just how down deep I wanted you, I wanted you I've been pushing hard to open up the door Trying to take us back to where we were before But I'm done. I just can't do this anymore 'Cause we can't be mended, so let's stop pretending now We've been walking around in circles for some time And I think we should head for the finish line So believe me. I, I am sorry, I, I am sorry, I, I I wanted you to be there when I fall I wanted you to see me through it all I wanted you to be the one I loved I wanted you, I wanted you I wanted you to hold me in my sleep I wanted you to show me what I need I wanted you to know just how down deep I wanted you, I wanted you I, I... I'm so sorry baby But I, I... I gotta pack up and leave But I, I'll always remember how we came close ... to being how I wanted to be I wanted you baby I wanted you I wanted you to be there when I fall I wanted you to see me through it all I wanted you to be the one I loved I wanted you, I wanted you I wanted you to hold me in my sleep I wanted you to show me what I need I wanted you to know just how down deep I wanted you, I wanted you
Damn nice song seriously... Very addictive...
Posted at 03:21 pm by Josh524
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Monday, October 13, 2008
*Rihanna's music on the background* Ohhh, and the award for the right colour goes to you. For making me believe that my blog colour is blue to me. Let's hear my speech out... Okay, so majority of the people say its blue compare to purple. So its blue after all. But still its not fully blue. Haha... Okay lar, I admit that heartless Cathyc is right and i am wrong. Happy to hear that Cathy? ^_^  I will go down with honour. XD
Posted at 02:22 pm by Josh524
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Friday, October 10, 2008
Blue, Purple, Indigo or some other colour?
So, I had this arguement with Cathyc. Nothing serious, just something enough that we mass spammed each other wall for 1 or 2 days. We were arguing about the colour of my blog. She say that its black and blue while I am saying that its black and purple.  This is what she suggested. So that is what she sugggested, and this is what I am going to do. I would like to ask everyone reading this now for opinion... Is my blog more to blue or purple? To make your life easier...  This is the list of potential colours Now, all this time I thought Indigo is what purple colour should look like. In your humble opinion, what colour does "My blog" closely resemble to? Is it more to blue or more to purple? You can say its indigo too. But if die die you can choose either blue or purple, which colour does it closely resemble too?
No worries, i won't bombard your wall if you disagree with me. I am okay with it. ^_^
Posted at 11:22 am by Josh524
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Shit lor... I am becoming more and more si lai d...
As per the title, lately I think I am slowly turning into a si lai soon lor. Seriously... Why? Because I eat KFC according to season. Sure you people are wondering how can KFC and si lai be related? Okay... Here it goes... I get this booklet a.k.a. discount sheet from my mailbox from time to time...  KFC Discount booklet!!! Can you see the connection here? No? Okay... You see, I hardly will step into any KFC without those coupons... Yes! I am calculative okay. And one of the criteria to be a si lai is to be calculative.  See the U.P(usual price)? Okay lar, small amount only... Anyhow its just a snack set, which I don't think it will satisfy my hunger. However, the discounted amount increases as the portion increase lor... Don't believe? Take a look...  2 person meal  Suitale for 4 person See! Almost half of the usual price le. Don't play play. And this kind of vouchers will be available every quarter year or so. And what do I do to save money? Use up all the vouchers if possible before it expired. Haha...
The greedy me even ordered the 4 person set just for two person. Imagine, 4 piece of chicken + 3 drumlets + 2 drinks + half coleslaw + half mashed potato... WTF, damn full I tell you. Can tahan 2 days or 1 and a half day without consuming any other food.
Posted at 08:35 pm by Josh524
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Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Butterfly award - For the coolest blog I ever know
So, I been given this award by Ben and Spectre. I guess its time for me to return the favour then. ^_^  Edited the colour Seriously, to select the top 10 is so so hard for me. I am a regular at so many people's blog. I might not leave a msg all the time, but you know that I am there to read your blog. So, after cracking my head, this is the top 10 bloggers that I wanted to present the award. Keep in mind that this only applies to those I bloggers I know through Nuffnang. ^_^ Ben - He's the first guy who present me with this award. A Phonenix Suns fan like I am, this goes out to the little boy out there who will eventually be taller than me in a few years time. Don't bully the old man if we ever have a time to play basketball together. Spectre - Surprise surprise! He's the second guy who gave me the award. Demon lord is what he like to be known as. Explosion items, demon, hell, that's his specialty. Another crapper just like me. Trying to drag people into hell all the time. One thing to notice is that he can't eat donut really well. Chris Thoo - He is so famous with various nicknames. Ranging from tomato man, dudu man, con man, christie, camwhore king and famous for being gay with some other Nuffnangers. Other that that, he also known to perform his signature move when he is mad, stomping the ground... Junjun Riko - Well, I gave my first time to her... Keeps all your horny thoughts aside okay... I gave my first rapping resume to her. Famous for her post on sexual and horny "how to" series, another great blogger I get to know through Nuffnang. Keep on blogging girl! Don't you ever stop blogging. Han Pei Ling - Frankly speaking, I just knew her not too long ago. We spent time spamming each other chatbox like nobody business. Eventually, found out that she is just another crapper like me. Other than that, she stays nearby me! Might be going out for a prata together some day. D_s_X - Most of the time, he say he is busy "studying". But from time to time, he will pop up randomly to chat in the Nuffnang chatbox. Some studying huh? Well, he's the guy you want to go to Starbucks with. Because he "promised" to treat almost everyone in Innit. Slimey - Famous for her Cube series, she managed to crack out the most funny jokes of all. She accept request for the Cube series, so faster go ahead and drop by her blog to request for one. Some time might be needed though, ranging from 1 week to 10 years according to her. By the way, her english name is June. Thus, she's 1/3 of the J Cube United. Jessie - Another 1/3 of the J Cube United. Together with Slimey and me, we are the complete J Cube United! Whenever the three of us in Innit, we will do the complete *Jay hugs*. While *incomplete Jay hugs" happens when one of us is missing. Did I mentioned she's also known as the scary tomato and the girl who like GTL very muchie? Venessa - One of the blogger that I met first through Nuffnang. This is the girl who "suffered" lack of oxygen when we went out the first time. Then she gets back to me by being late for a few hours for the next outing. An inside joke... That aside, she's a friendly girl and you don't feel like you are talking to a 16 years old when you talk to her. Nath - Hang out with her for a few times already so far. Don't play play with her okay. When she have high expectation on a particular stuff, she seriously expect good results from it. The best time I have with her of course is when she fell down during ice-skating. For all the 10 bloggers I nominated, you can cotinue to nominate other bloggers too. Just follow the instruction. 1. Put the logo on your blog. 2. Add a link to the person who awarded you. 3. Nominate 10 other blogs. 4. Add links to those blogs on yours. 5. Leave a message for your nominees on their blogs. Have fun nominating!
Posted at 07:47 pm by Josh524
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Monday, October 06, 2008
Real Life Office Politics.
What if... One day... You are in a meeting. A group meeting. Its about the upcoming project that worth millions. The big boss a.k.a. the project leader was presenting his ideas on how the project should be run from the head to the tail end. After his presentation, he asked the floor for the opinion on what they thinks about his project idea. Put it this way, Allen is the project leader. Bruce is the newly hired project coordinator, a very ambitious young guy who's not afraid to voice out his opinion. The others are just "kelefe" a.k.a. supporting cast that don't really matter here. These kelefe are those elderly that are waiting to retire and want minimum or no problem along the way to retirement. Allen: So guys, what you think about MY idea?Chris: I think its wonderful! Don: It will surely have high return in a short period of time! Ervin: Boss, you are number 1 when it comes to profits! Frank: It will be the most successful project ever! Allen: Bruce, you are awfully quite. Anything you want to add in?Bruce: Well... Er...
Allen: Bruce, no worries. Just say what is in your mind. We are here to listen. Chris: Yes Bruce, share with us. Don: Come on young man, show us what you got. Ervin: No need to be afraid, just say what's in your mind. Frank: We want to listen to how young people thinks. Bruce: Okay... I think...
 So Bruce talks about how he feel about the Big Boss idea Bruce idea was totally different from what the Big Boss presented. Its basically the old fashioned safe approach and the more new daring approach. After about 30 mins... Bruce: That's what I think about this project.
Allen: Hmm, that was totally different than what I have presented earlier. What you guys think? Chris: Allen, its an absolutely different way to handle the project. Don: Its about the exact opposite of your idea. Ervin: He's just saying what he thinks about the project. Frank: Hmmm, its how the young man thinks. Bruce: Well, the market is changing and I think its best if we follow the trend.Allen: Okay guys... I need to be excused for a moment.
Thus, the big boss went out and left them in the meeting room. 5 minutes later... Allen: Bruce, this is for you. You may open it now.(passed Bruce an envelope)
Bruce: (Opened the envelope) WHAT?!?!?! I AM FIRED?!?!?! WHY?!!?!?
Allen: I can't accept a guy who is not a team player in my group.Bruce: Since when I am not a team player?
Allen: Since just now, when you start going against my idea.Bruce: I am just voicing out my opinion.
Allen: Correction. You criticise my idea. Not voicing out opinion.Bruce: This is outrageous.
Allen: So is you when you criticize my idea.
Bruce: I am merely suggesting a different approach! Chris: Bruce, you are criticizing him. Don: Yes Bruce, you are. Ervin: Bruce, you are clearly against him. Frank: Bruce, its so obvious you are not supporting the boss idea. Allen: Okay, that's it. Bruce, pack your stuffs and leave at once.
What kind of boss is this? So, the poor Bruce got fired for apparently going against his boss. But the truth is Bruce is just merely voicing out his opinion. He is just merely suggesting another way and he got fired for that. The big boss is simply too hardheaded to accept other people's idea. And the kelefe? Just a bunch of guys who follows blindly because they don't want too hassle for the few years left until their retirement age.
And for you guys that have the thinking that I am Bruce, too bad... I still need to get my ass up early in the morning and get ready for work tomorrow. I am just sharing this incident that really happened in real life. Details are confidential though.
Posted at 10:24 pm by Josh524
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