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Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Ouch... Penis bitten off in freak accident

    A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

    THIS HAPPENED IN SINGAPORE!!! When I read the news here, I thought the secretary got fired and try to take revenge by unzipping his pants and bite his penis off. However, turn out that it is a freak accident after all.


Guys, imagine this is your penis... Fuah... Sure damn pain...




    To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful


Yes, I caught you with another guy having "activity" in the car




    Poor poor lady... Little did she know her husband send an investigator to follow her. The investigator followed them to a park. Both of them didn't get down from the car and the car started to rattle. Of course he knows what happening inside the car.


Why that car shaking wan?




    After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood," he said.


Kaboom! (Illustration purpose only)

    While the "couple" are having fun in the car, a reversing van crashed into them. BANGGGGGGGGG. The impact was so hard until the woman bite off the penis. OUCH... There goes his... production/pleasure organ...





Now what did you learn from this lesson?

    Don't two-time your partner? Don't do blowjob in the park? Don't blow job in a park when there's other vehicle? You may two-time your partner but not in the park? Or control yourself not to eat and shit at the same place? ^_^



Posted at 04:10 pm by Josh524

Josh
May 18, 2009   11:59 PM PDT
 
CH - Ei ei, seriously long time no see wei! I am doing great! What about ya?

kenwooi - sounds like you did it before too? XP jkjk
CH
May 9, 2009   10:23 AM PDT
 
Hahah I was read about this on TheStar few days back... My colleagues and me were laughing out: "This must be the last time you'll get a BJ"...

PS: Long time no see... Look like you are doing great...
Josh
May 7, 2009   12:38 AM PDT
 
YL - HAHA, he suddenly can't control his horniness. XP

CWKen - I read it on The Star online. Seriously cracked me up that day

EV@yenniedoll - YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON!?!?!? U R THE ONE IN THE CAR?!?!? HOR......

Jessie - Hehe, a very bad luck coincidence. XP *duccles*
EV@yenniedoll
May 6, 2009   02:39 AM PDT
 
what the... O_O... ok ok i learn my lesson d ..
CWKen
May 5, 2009   08:39 PM PDT
 
ROFL!!! i read it in the star today LOL joker wei
YL
May 5, 2009   08:10 PM PDT
 
OMG! LOL! That's honestly the best ever. Lmao. Bet the guy wished he wasn't tht horny xD
 

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